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Shit My Dad Says – Smartphones

I’ll call it a smart phone when one day I yell out “Where’s my fucking phone?!” and it yells back, “Right here in your fucking top pocket, dipshit!”   All class, my father. The post Shit My Dad Says –...

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Letters to My Younger Selves

Dear 12 year-old Ren, Two important things. First, don’t be wagging school. You will get caught. And you will be stupid and get caught twice. And not only will you get caught twice but the risks you...

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Dadisms, again.

Dad just posted this ripper on Facebook: So, they have landed a washing machine size hunk of junk on a comet. I am so impressed… Not. Why would you want to? To study the origins of the universe?...

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Protected: And a holiday to round the year out…

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Little Lotte, let your mind wander…

“Little Lotte thought, ‘Am I fonder of dolls, Or of goblins or shoes? Or riddles or frocks? Or of chocolates?'” Introducing the newest member of the Renlish clan, Lottie Elizabeth, my new niece. And I...

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Shit my dad says… on Facebook

My father’s been posting some absolute crackers up on Facebook recently. Just thought I would share a few of my favourites because he’s a funny bugger and makes me giggle. Oh yeah… warning. Profanity...

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Of Gods and the Godless

The current goings-on in the world are wearying, aren’t they? I always feel an odd sort of exhaustion any time something horrible happens in the name of someone’s omnipotent being called God (or one of...

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